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[mysicksecrets]

me and my friend were going to roadtrip to go to this party tonight and she was supposed to pick me up literally in 5 minutes but her car broke down and my brother has my car, so we can’t go anymore 🫠🫠🫠

[queeriboh]

i s2g cishets will find the weirdest ways to sexualize their own children

[shittygothbitch]

Ruh roh

[dragonpropaganda]

holy shit there's snow outside

[lil-purple-mouse]

Act V scene V, Miss Piggy stops the movie and demands to be handed the script again: No I do not think so. Why should I feel bad about this? I am only getting the treatment I deserve!

The poor narrator, trying to talk over her: And THEN Lady Macbeth killed herself.

Miss Piggy, walking off stage: Ugh. The things I do for the theater.

The plot of Macbeth was acted out by the Muppets. Miss Piggy as Lady Macbeth is the best thing I have ever witnessed and the only thing I really remember from it.

[scramratz]

[ugartecoco]

the transition im crying

[chicagoeggwhisperer]

If King Charles dies on or before March 25th, 2024, he will technically be the shortest-reigning king in English history.

Anyway, like to charge, reblog to cast.

[faeriekit]

"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick

[stuckinapril]

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

[officialspec]

walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet

[ilona-mushroom]

Not socialist in a “I won’t have to work” type of way but socialist in a “I’ll still be working but I won’t be worried I won’t make the rent” type of way. In a “billions won’t be hoarded by one person” type of way. In a “janitors, fast-food workers, child care workers, preschool teachers, hotel clerks, personal care and home health aides, and grocery store cashiers, will live comfortably” type of way. In a “the sick and elderly will be cared for” type of way. In a “no child should work” type of way.

[shithowdy]

i thought my laptop was on its last leg because it was running at six billion degrees and using 100% disk space* at all times and then i turned off shadows and some other windows effects and it was immediately cured. i just did the same to my roommate's computer and its performance issues were also immediately cured. okay. i guess.

so i guess if you have creaky freezy windows 10/11 try searching "advanced system settings", go to performance settings, and uncheck "show shadows under windows" and anything else you don't want. hope that helps someone else.

*yes sorry i mean usage i posted this before bed :( i do not mean the hard drive is full aaaaghhhh

[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

[emeraldwhale]

while you were studying girls i was kissing the blade